Junior is on Comcast OnDemand right now. I’m an Arnold fan. I feel compelled to apologize for that, yet I can’t quite bring myself to do so. I can’t think offhand of one of his movies I don’t like. I guess the Conans are my least favorite. I like a little dialog in movies.
Saturday I watched Junior. OK, so it’s not exactly a Mother’s Day film. But in a way it is. It’s all a bit confusing. Arnold does have a dream that he has a baby who looks just like him: scary. In the dream the baby calls him mama.
Don tells me he heard in the news that there is a guy who is pregnant. This person had a sex change operation awhile ago from male to female. They left the uterus. When the person’s partner learned she couldn’t get pregnant they decided that the guy with the uterus should carry the child. I’m not sure where the fertilized egg came from. As the witch in The Wizard of Oz said, “What a world.”
A happy Mother’s Day goes out to all mamas. My favorite MD gift is a rose bush my son gave me a few years ago. It’s a gift that keeps on giving. It produces glorious red blooms as much of the year as full sun shines on it. Wow.
My least favorite MD gift is, well, nothing. But that rarely happens. If you’re overwhelmed at the thought of finding MD gifts for mom, wife or grandma, I can help you put the puzzle together because I’m all three of those things so I know what they want: something. Yes, we definitely want something. You can look over Personality Gifts to find the perfect site, or you can pick up something here according to the amount you want to spend on the gift. I’ll make it easy, with two in each of three price categories.
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